London Underground Striking Again

It's that time of year to resurrect the marvellous London Underground song. Not safe for work (NSFW) or youngsters, but completely appropriate to be sung at any employee of London Underground or whatever they're rebranded to this week as they enjoy the latest two days off their grinding tea-break work schedule:



As sung by the fantastic Amateur Transplants (Dr. Adam Kay and Dr. Suman Biswas).

Lyrics (somewhat censored, and NSFW):

Some people might like to get a train to work
Or drive in in a Beamer or a merc,
Some guys like to travel in by bus,
But I can't be bothered with the fuss today
I'm going to take my bike,
Coz once again the Tube's on strike.
The greedy b$stards want extra pay
for sitting on their arse all day
even though they earn 30K .
So I'm standing here in the pouring rain,
Where the f$ck's my f$cking train?

London Underground
London Underground
They're all lazy f$cking useless cnuts
London Underground
London Underground
They're all greedy cnuts I want to shoot them all with a rifle.

All they say is "Please mind the doors",
and they learned that on the two day course,
This job could be done by a four year old.
They just leave us freezing in the cold.
What you smell is what you get
Burger King and piss and sweat
You roast to death in the boiling heat,
With tourists treading on your feet
and chewing gum on every seat,
so don't tell me to "Mind the gap"
I want my f$cking money back.

London Underground
London Underground
They're all lazy f$cking useless cnuts
London Underground
London Underground
They're all greedy cnuts I want to shoot them all with a rifle
LaLaLaLa
LaLaLaLa

The floors are sticky and the seats are damp,
Every platform has a f$cking tramp,
But the drivers get the day off when we're all late for work again,

London Underground
London Underground
WaWa W$nkers , They're all W$nkers ,
London Underground
London Underground

Take your Oystercard, and shove it up your a$sehole.