Monday, January 12, 2009

Kiss Your Girlfriend Somewhere She's Never Been Kissed Before

I kid you not.. this is the phrase used for an advert on the tube which I saw yesterday. And guess what the product is?

Kiss your girlfriend somewhere she's never been kissed before.... Bournemouth!

Brilliant! I'll try to get a photo for you all, think it was at Baker Street.

Site of the day: The Daily Mash. A satirical humour news site. Recent snippets I like include:

West Coast Mainline designated national metaphor
Britain's piece of shit of west coast railway line has been designated as the country's latest national metaphor.

Treasury has been able to print tenners all along
Chancellor Alistair Darling has admitted the economic downturn was completely unnecessary as all this time he could just have printed more tenners.

And the best..

Prince Philip alters will
Prince Philip has changed his will in order to bequeath his extensive collection of racist paraphernalia to his favourite grandson.

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